Funny Birthday Wishes For You

Tips for spending your birthday greatly

Dance for half an hour.

Sit lonely in washroom for an hour

Try to make three people laugh at you

Listen and recite Madonna’s songs to nourish your soul

Invite people for drink and dinner with a delicious cake.

Never expect any gift from the guests.

So…

Are you ready to prepare dinner and cake for us?

We are coming to say Happy Birthday To You…

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To stay young, I recomend you to

exercise daily, eat less, and drink more…

But I know you will not do any of these

Because you wanna stay young by heart

not by face…

May God bless you with another young heart

this birthday

Happy Birthday My Friend.

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